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#1 2019-03-25 18:28:48 - CPL(Creepy Porn Lawyer)

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CPL(Creepy Porn Lawyer)

You may not pay what you owe, but you will reap what you sow......

So former Stormy lawyer and one time possible Democratic Presidential candidate for 2020 Michael Avenatti was arrested today after he was charged with extortion of a small shoe company, Nike. He met with Nike execs and said he and another high profile lawyer had dirt on Nike paying high school and college players/coaches and if they didn’t give him $25 million he was going to go public with the info. Now I’m not a fan of Nike but I love how they asked Avenatti for a few more days to think it over, got the authorities involved, recorded a few more conversations with CPL, then told him no. This morning, CPL tweets out he is going to hold a press conference to bury Nike.......only to be arrested less than an hour later.
One of the best twists to this story.....the other high profile lawyer that Avenatti says is part of this plot is Mark Geragos. He is Colin Kaepernicks lawyer and also represents Jesse Smolett who just tried to punk the nation with his hate crime hoax against Trump supporters.

Honestly......this stuff is so crazy it just writes itself........


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#2 2019-03-25 21:14:09 - CPL(Creepy Porn Lawyer)

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How on Earth does a lawyer not realize what a terrible idea that is? It's not even a borderline case.


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#3 2019-03-25 22:09:40 - CPL(Creepy Porn Lawyer)

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He apparently defrauded a bank in Mississippi over $4 million recently by using false tax returns in order to secure the loans. That guy is going to prison for a very long time.....


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#4 2019-03-26 08:15:30 - CPL(Creepy Porn Lawyer)

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his life is finished as he once knew it....


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#5 2019-05-22 15:32:10 - CPL(Creepy Porn Lawyer)

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More charges today against CPL......this is awesome......

"Avenatti used a "fraudulent document purporting to bear his client's name and signature to convince his client's literary agent to divert money owed to Avenatti's client to an account controlled by Avenatti," according to a statement by federal prosecutors" the filing said. Prosecutors added that he stole nearly $300,000 from Daniels and used it, among other things, to buy a Ferrari."

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#6 2019-05-22 16:30:46 - CPL(Creepy Porn Lawyer)

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This guy must have been on bucketloads of cocaine to make such poor decisions.


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