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#2 Re: Southern Miss » Rice Stadium » 2021-05-08 04:38:41

admin wrote:

They have the same problem with mildew on concrete that USM has, but I thought these people were smart!

I’ll take pressure washers for $60k, Alex.

#3 Re: Southern Miss » So glad I missed this last night..... » 2021-05-05 01:16:00

“This storm has a history of destruction...” Yeah, no kidding chief.

#4 Re: Southern Miss » Today’s Joe Q. USM Fan » 2021-04-03 15:26:29

So the dumb ass isn’t necessarily higher with USM crop, but the moderately enlightened have jumped ship, leaving TTT behind? Got it.

#5 Southern Miss » Today’s Joe Q. USM Fan » 2021-04-03 09:39:12

Yo Mama
Replies: 2

I don’t spend much time on message boards these days, but a quick glance over at the “other” board I’ve got to ask, is our average fan really that stupid? Half the posts are dumbass questions like who are we playing today, what time, what channel, etc.  And, no, not my first day here, it just seems like our fan base grows dumber by the minute. Is it just our fans, or is this a trend in sports today?

#6 Southern Miss » Doc Sadler » 2020-12-29 21:17:51

Yo Mama
Replies: 1

Looks like he found a side hustle:

Old Brown Eyes

#7 Re: Southern Miss » Fedora fired » 2020-12-29 17:39:04

stinkfist wrote:
AndreWhere wrote:
stinkfist wrote:

can ya hear 'em coming when crossing the skreet?!

LOL yeah, they're just plain old cars with big expensive cats on them.


just for TTToonces vs. ______

How does he reach the pedals?

#8 Re: Southern Miss » Signing class » 2020-12-18 08:18:22

Nugget's Ghostbuster wrote:
Lloydlake wrote:

Looks like this class is shaping up to be much better than normal for USM.
QB heavy with Ty, Tee & Pittman from Magee (who is projected as an "Athlete').
With the return of Tate & Trey, we will have Ty & Tee.  A lot of T's wanting to take snaps next fall.
We need more linemen.

To be fair to Coach Hopson, he was 52 when he signed his last recruiting class....which is one year older than Wilford Brimley when he filmed Cocoon.......



#9 Re: Southern Miss » Damn boys, that Wilbur can sell, sell, sell..... » 2020-12-17 13:10:21


Not sure what this means, but seemed appropriate...

#10 Re: Southern Miss » Early next week? » 2020-11-25 09:26:34

TheChosenOne wrote:

Hearing mumbles but nothing concrete.


Aiming high I see!

#12 Re: Southern Miss » Rick Minter on staff? » 2020-11-05 18:02:39

skyvoyager wrote:

So Rick Minter former UC head coach for years is now on the defensive coaching staff?  When did this happen?

I heard this crazy rumor that Scotty Walden is headed to Austin Peay. Lots of crazy stuff on the inter-webs these days.

#13 Re: Southern Miss » Guess there's no practical way to address ceiling. » 2020-10-01 16:15:03

The arena or the program? One involves a miracle, the other a priest and a first-born ram without defect, a grain offering, and an alter, to be followed by a more improbable miracle.

#14 Re: Southern Miss » The obsession USM fans have with bringing back former coaches is weird » 2020-09-10 18:37:07

Mao Tse-gore wrote:

Say we hire a new pseudo competent coaching staff (43% probability) and we win 9-10 games a year in this god forsaken conference, what is that really going to do for us?


#15 Re: Southern Miss » The obsession USM fans have with bringing back former coaches is weird » 2020-09-10 13:48:58

AndreWhere wrote:

I could get on board with bringing back James Green. Someone should slip his file onto MPH's desk.

But the tater board says Southern Miss isn’t ready for a black head coach, durp!

#16 Re: Southern Miss » Keon to start for Tulane » 2020-09-05 11:20:26

Good for him. He'll have a career day against us.

#17 Re: Southern Miss » Is there any doubt Hopson keeps his job after the season? » 2020-09-05 11:19:10

99.99999% Keeps Job
0.00001% Asteroid Strikes Planet Earth

#18 Re: Southern Miss » It's GAME WEEK ! » 2020-08-29 10:38:33

Nugget's Ghost wrote:

...after the 3rd game comes the Covid outbreaks... And all the west side old toppers & obese fucks will run to get tested...some will be hospitalized. Some will die..
And then comes the blaming & finger pointing & possible lawsuits. And I will have myself a good old fashioned laugh at all the morons.

Over a meaningless SM football game

In 3 weeks.

Will the deceased’s seats be up for a lottery? What entity(ies) will ensure those fat bastards’ coveted seats don’t simply pass to their entitled privileged offspring? I move that we create an office of diversification that specializes in Covid related distribution of reserved seating assignments to ensure a fair and equitable transfer to those among us who complain the loudest. Any seconds?

#19 Re: Southern Miss » It's GAME WEEK ! » 2020-08-29 06:48:29

Lloydlake wrote:
Yo Mama wrote:

As for THIS alum of Southern Miss and HIS family, WE will spend our entertainment dollar elsewhere this fall, you entitled little brats.

I would guess this is going on at programs around the country. Young skulls full of mush, easily swayed, without the ability or drive to think for themselves.

I have limited resources and am very intentional about where they go. If my money is gonna be spent on a circus, there’d better be elephants and fire and shit. I’m out guys.

#20 Re: Southern Miss » It's GAME WEEK ! » 2020-08-28 20:04:47

As for THIS alum of Southern Miss and HIS family, WE will spend our entertainment dollar elsewhere this fall, you entitled little brats.

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