Sup my jock-sniffin' homies. I was checking my Twitter feed when I noticed the team fell apart in the fourth quarter last night. UAB is our rival and shit so it's no surprise when they earn a hard-fought victory against us, but given the way it happened I was wondering if some of y'all might try to point the finger at old Sajason. After all, in two of our three losses teams have come back on us after a strong start.
Well, if you're feeling that kind of way, let me just allow myself to set yourself straight. Hop tells us exactly which games we have to actually win, and he's very strategic about it. He's gonna stretch this thing out 10 or 12 years, maybe longer, and we're all on board for the pleasure cruise. So buckle up, bitches, and make yourselves Sa-smoothies to Sa-sip on... we ain't goin' nowhere!